Mike Topp

Go Figure

Wife asking about trout mask. Could be a long night.

Listen and Learn

“I know this won’t make much sense to you, son, but Ramalamadingdong.”

An Interview with Kathy Acker

Q. Do you brush after every meal?
A. Fuck you.

Extras for Experts

Slowly come to believe that the biggest problem in the world could have been solved when it was small, and build a shoebox diorama illustrating these principles. Check with your parents before impregnating anyone. You might like to replace the lid on the box with a pillow. Remember to use non-toxic paint, or don’t. It really doesn’t matter.

The True Story of What Happened to Me

I cried because I had no moccasins until one day I met a man who constantly said, “Hey, it’s not rocket science.”

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Mike Topp was born in Washington, D.C. He is currently living in New York City unless he has died or moved. His book SASQUATCH STORIES is available from Publishing Genius.